People ask what I'm looking for in a client like there's a secret. There isn't. Here's the whole list.
You read before you write
My ideal client has read the services page, the etiquette page, and probably this. He knows the tiers, knows the deposit rule, knows the location comes within 8 hours of the session and not before. His booking form is specific: what he wants, what he's done, what he's nervous about. He doesn't ask questions the site already answers.
You're polite to the point of embarrassment
Apologize too much. Please. Thank me for replying. Thank me for the date. Thank me for the session on your way out the door. Some Dommes find it grating; I find it correct. A sub who over-apologizes is a sub who understands the arrangement.
You show up on time with the cash counted
I greet you, you hand me the fee, we begin. No fumbling, no "I'll get the rest after," no story about the bank machine. If you're paying in another currency it's dollar for dollar and you already knew that because you read the booking post.
You can talk about your limits
I don't want a sub with "no limits." You don't have to know exactly where yours are yet — most first-timers don't. What you have to be able to do is communicate while we find them: what's working, what's too much, what's hitting differently than you expected. A descriptive form gives me more to work with; a one-word form gets a one-word reply.
Shy, nervous, or bratty — all welcome
I love a shy, nervous client. The ones who can barely make eye contact at the door are the ones who go the deepest once they're under. And the bratty ones? They bring out some of my best kicks. If you think you can mouth off and get away with it, book and find out.
You want to be used, not entertained
The ones who last are the ones who want to serve — to be furniture while I work, to be locked and forgotten, to worship boots for twenty minutes because I said so. The ones who don't last are the ones who arrive with a script and want me to perform it. That's a clip. Buy the clip.
Who I don't book twice
Anyone who haggles. Anyone who asks for something that isn't on my services list after being told it isn't. Anyone who shows up late, arrives unwashed, or treats the debrief as a negotiation for next time. Anyone who says "yes Mistress" and does the opposite.
If you recognized yourself in the top half of this post, book. If you recognized yourself in the bottom half, don't.
— Mistress Mercy Rage · Kitchener · touring Canada